In times of people fearing big government, occupy movements, and increasingly violent or at least over-active protests; why would you want someone to have such easy access to your car's gas tank? It's like saying, "Hey - are you in need of an in-animate object to project your frustrations on? Don't want to use your own car so you won't have to pay for a cab? Want an easy way to at least annoy or at most kill someone? Well step right up!" Here are some possible things that could happen if you do not have a lock on your gas tank:
- Super Worst Case Scenario: Some gross guy opens your gas cap and literally has sex with your car.
- Worst Case Scenario: Step 1: Light anything on fire. Step 2: Drop thing on fire down gas tank. Step 3: Snoopy walk your way back home and cry.
- Middle Case Scenario: Messing with a car is quite possibly the easiest way to inflict anger and financial pain on someone. You have to buy sugar, no problems there, and twist a cap. Easy! You have just ruined someone's week with using little money and even less effort. Eventually they will figure out what is ailing their car and after $200 they are on their merry way. A little too serious for a prank, you will get your point across and probably start a mini-war.
- Best Case Scenario: You lock your car doors even when there is nothing in it except candy wrappers and $4 sunglasses, but the "door" to a free tank of gas which retails for around $50.00 US is wide open. That doesn't make sense.
- Super Best Case Scenario: Some hot guy opens your gas cap and literally has sex with your car.
The cost of a locking gas cap is about $15. Now that you have read this you are probably at least a tiny little bit worried, so take care of that uncertainty and get a lock, son. And car companies, make sure this comes with all new cars - how mad would you be if your car is ruined so easily by some jackass just because Big Auto wanted to save $15.
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