Mason and His Neighbor

You're damn right I have another story about my awesome nephew Mason and here it is.  As I've discussed earlier, Mason tends to wander off and on occasion and steal things.  Well recently, he has gotten into the habit of breaking into his neighbor's house on a regular basis.  He likes to go over there and pilfer his neighbor's pantry and help himself to any sweets he finds.  One day, he made his way into the neighbor's office and was drawing/coloring on some computer paper when Mr. Greg (the neighbor) walked by and Mason scared him half to death.  So, Mr. Greg says "Hey Mason, I like your drawing, but I'm getting ready to leave", to which Mason responds "See ya", and keeps right on doing whatever it was he was doing.  A couple of weeks later, Mr. Greg found Mason in the pantry where Mason was complaining that there were no Scooby Snacks for him to eat.  Mr. Greg tells him that he hadn't been to the store lately and Mason says "OK", takes a coke, and heads home.  Three days after that, Mason sees Mr. Greg pulling down the driveway and the first thing out of Mason's mouth is "Have you been to the store yet, Mr. Greg?".  My sister swears she feeds her kids, but feels if Mason keeps this up, she will have to have her husband start mowing his yard for free (he owns a landscaping business).  So, in the future, if you find a random kid in your house, don't be alarmed, it is probably just Mason looking for food or drawing pictures in your living room.  Just feed him and he will spare your life......for now.

"Here is Mason wearing a fake pair of glasses I gave him."