Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts

Basically, here are some (brainfart) thoughts that I couldn't or didn't want to expand on and every time I think of enough, I thought I would write a "Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts" post.  So, let's see how it goes and maybe it will happen again:

• Why do lakes all have the same first name and oceans and seas all have the same last name?
• In the Zelda series, why do the bosses of each dungeon own the only weapon that can defeat them, let alone having it lying around in said dungeon?
• Do cheerleaders even lead cheers anymore or are they just there to wear skimpy outfits?
• If Superman's powers come from our yellow sun, shouldn't he become mortal each night?  And what if he leaves our solar system, wouldn't he just lose his powers and suffocate in space?
• Why was the classic novel called The Three Musketeers when there were four of them by the end?
• When Bruce Wayne gets a new protege (Dick Grayson) and Batman suddenly gets a new sidekick (Robin) who is the same age, why does no one else seem to notice this coincidence?
• More Batman - why do more people not notice the correlation between Batman taking a beating in a big fight and Bruce Wayne having the same scrapes and bruises?
• Why do the fingernails on one of my hands grow faster than the ones on the other hand?

"Cheerleaders look more like strippers than cheerleaders anymore.....not that I'm complaining."