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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Who Won The Oscars?

 While all the Hollywood shmucks sat around listening to Seth McFarlane instead of just watching Family Guy and losing awards to Ben Affleck's beard (not Jennifer Garner) Leonardo Dicaprio was winning in life.  Instead of trying to smuggle weird groinless bronze statues he was busy smuggling his junk onto several bronze statuesque ladies.  The further irony was that he was filming for his upcoming film which will probably win him Oscars which will prevent him from doing this again next year.  So the way I see it, every other year Leo alternates winning Oscars and winning life.  Good work my friend. 

"It's good to be the king."

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