Ad Life

You know the best indicator you are getting old or taking another step in your life?  The ads on the webpages you are on start changing.  I am about to have a kid and it is highly disconcerting that the ESPN college football homepage has stroller ads all over it.  It's embarrassing but true.  You try to do manly things like check scores, make some bets online, or update Pintrest, and then BOOM!  Nipple cream ads in your face!  The worst part?  I clicked on the new baby diaper ads because that is what interests me.  So when you get ads that make you realize your life is changing, just embrace it and go ahead and get the 20% discount along with it.

"Well, I have always been for women to take their tops off in public."