Excessive Force on a Baby

That title is not great - the baby in question is one Justin Bieber.  So maybe it was not a bad title because he is a baby.  This story describes the police detaining the Biebs and his friends in the garage of his house while they raided his house...for egging a neighbor's house!  Seriously, they were looking for egg cartons!  There must be literally NO crime in that area to take up eleven squad cars for an egging.  Also, in case you didn't know Bieber was a total douche and one of his friends got arrested for having drugs on him.  That friend's name was Lil Za.  For real.

The most impressive part of this story is that the people in that neighborhood have so much clout that if someone eggs their house there will be eleven cop cars on your lawn at 8:00AM the next morning.  The story lists some big name celebrities that live in that neighborhood but I am betting there are several other way way larger names than that.  As the great Chris Rock once said, "Shaq is rich...the white man who signs his check is wealthy".  I bet a lot of those white men live near Bieber, how else do you explain such excessive force for something high school kids do on the weekends for fun?

"Put me down bro.  I'm a badass."