The Future of Food

Why do we as humans have to eat so much when it seems like we just poop everything back out anyways?  What I'm trying to say is that it seems like there has to be a better way to get our daily nutrients then eating three times a day and then having to sit on the toilet shortly afterwards (even though the invention of the iPhone has helped pass the time while pooping).  In other words, if we just seem to poop out most of what we eat, then why haven't they just made meals in pill form that give us everything our bodies need to survive?  It seems like a waste of energy that our bodies have to use each day to digest that Hot Pocket you just ate, only to poop the majority of it back out.

I'm not a scientist or a doctor, so I am probably just speaking nonsense, but what is the point of all that food when we could save time and energy by just swallowing a couple of mega-vitamins?  Don't our bodies just take what it needs from our food and spit the rest of it back out of our butts?  Then all we really need are the essentials and that is why I am tasking someone to create a pill that we can eat that will save all that hassle of smelly bowel movements and cold toilet seats we have to endure each and every day.  Some company could make millions, no, billions off of such a pill.  Then again, the food companies would probably send in their assassins if such a thing was every put into production.  In fact, someone probably already has tried this and said assassins have already put a stop to it.  So, I guess the lesson here is that we should all try and become assassins because that is where the real money is to be made.  Happy hunting.

"Think about how much time Storm Troopers waste each day having to take off their armor each day just to poop."