Movie Trailer Review - Godzilla

This is not a review of the trailer, but a review of this movie based entirely on this movie's trailer.  I have a special talent of being able to figure out whether a movie will be any good based just on the trailer and I'm finally putting that talent to good use.  Screw you, it's a real talent.

Godzilla

Okay, let's get this out of the way.  It's going to be really tough to convince myself or anyone to go see another Godzilla movie after that piece of shit that came out in 1998.  Do you remember how pumped you were to see that thing?  It looked awesome.  And then you bought your ticket and witnessed an atrocity to the eyeballs.  Holy shit, that thing was bad.  So, when they announced they were making another American-made Godzilla, only negative thoughts came to mind.  Like I said it's going to be really tough to convince anyone to see this thing, but they might just do it.

As for the trailer, I'm just glad that this Godzilla actually looks like Godzilla and not a big iguana.  Seriously, he looks HUGE!  And yet, some fans are complaining that the monster looks "too fat".  Come on, people, don't complain just for the sake of complaining, get a life.  Otherwise, while Bryan Cranston is well known for being a great TV actor, his movie track record isn't so hot.  Outside of Argo, his recent movies have been that stupid Total Recall remake, Rock of Ages, and John Carter.  Yeah, if you base this movie off of Cranston's recent track record, it doesn't look like it has a chance.  However, having said that, I still feel like they might have something here, only because this Godzilla looks so cool.  Plus no Matthew Broderick.  Should you go see this?  Yes, but only because this seems like the kind of movie you should see in a theater.  Am I going to see it?  Probably, but that's because I got $60 in movie gift cards and I have to spend that on something.

Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Gross - $70 million +

What Kind of Fart This Movie Will Resemble:

The Snart: This is a fart that you succeed in suppressing so as not to not to offend, but then a sneeze jars it loose.