Movie Trailer Review - X-Men

This is not a review of the trailer, but a review of this movie based entirely on this movie's trailer.  I have a special talent of being able to figure out whether a movie will be any good based just on the trailer and I'm finally putting that talent to good use.  Screw you, it's a real talent.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

The old cast and the new cast?  Yes please.  I decided to include the trailer that shows us a lot more of the plot than any of the previous ones and it gives us a better idea of how this movie will play out.  Basically, mutants are being hunted down by Sentinels in the future, so future Professor X sends Wolverine back in time to convince his younger self to save everyone.  On top of that, young Magneto has been captured and young Professor X has to break him out of jail, then they get to saving the future by stopping Tyrion Lannister.  Did I need to tell you the plot of this movie?  Nope, but I did anyways.

As for the trailer, it looks awesome.  Seriously, all you need to do is look at that GIF below and that should be all that needs to convince you to see this thing.  Am I recommending this movie?  Yes, go see it and enjoy it with no worries of it being bad.  You're welcome.

Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Gross - $80 million +

What Kind of Fart This Movie Will Resemble:

The Amplified Fart - This is any fart that gets its power more from being amplified than from the fart itself. A metal porch swing will amplify a fart every time. So will a plywood table,and empty fifty gallon drum, a tin roof, or some empty cardboard boxes if they are strong through being amplified in this way can be called an Amplified Fart. These are common farts under the right conditions. For example, if you're sitting on an empty 55-gallon steel drum.

Bonus Review - Blended

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in a crappy comedy.....NO!!!!!!