Movie Trailer Review - Transformers 4

This is not a review of the trailer, but a review of this movie based entirely on this movie's trailer.  I have a special talent of being able to figure out whether a movie will be any good based just on the trailer and I'm finally putting that talent to good use.  Screw you, it's a real talent.

Transformers: Age of Extinction

I want to start out by saying that I have never seen a single Transformers movie while it was in the theater even though I did enjoy the first one.  The second one was a train wreck of racism and the third was okay but all-around dumb.  Having said that, on to the trailer.

Mark Wahlberg is more entertaining than he probably deserves, but I really don't think he can save this movie.  That is unless of course you like these sorts of films, aka a CGI explosion extravaganza.  The only thing this movie really has going for it is that it is the only big action movie to come out in the past month and the action junkies will probably flock to it.  Will it be any good?  Probably not, but honestly, I don't think that's what Michael Bay is going for.  He is more of the kind of director that casts attractive people and then makes anything that can explode explode.  Do I suggest you go see it?  Nah, it's not worth it, just wait until Guardians of Galaxy comes out at the end of next month.

Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Gross - $85 million

What Kind of Fart This Movie Will Resemble:

The Thank God I'm Alone Fart - Everyone knows this rotten fart. You look around after you have farted and say, "Thank God I'm alone." Then you get out of there fast!