Dumbest College Mascots

I decided to comb through a list of every college mascot and compile a list of the dumbest ones I could find.  Enjoy:

• Any School With a Color as their Mascot (Stanford, Syracuse)
• Artichokes (Scottsdale)
• Black Squirrels (Haverford)
• Dirtbags (Long Beach State)
• Fighting Camels (Campbell University)
• Geoducks (Evergreen State)
• Gorlocks (Webster)
• Hustlin' Owls (Oregon Tech)
• Jumbos (Tufts)
• Lord Jeffs (Amherst College)
• Muleriders (Southern Arkansas University)
• Nads (Rhode Island School of Design, ice hockey only)
• Fighting Okra (Delta State)
• Poets (Whittier College)
• The Rock (Slippery Rock)
• Trolls (Trinity Christian College)
• X-Men/Women (St. Francis Xavier University, oh wait, this one is actually kind of cool)

"Yup, the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot is exactly what you thought it would be, a giant penis and balls.  By the way, his name is Scrotie."