Stupid State Laws - Florida 3

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here) and just so you know, Florida is littered with hilarious laws, so we will be revisiting this state a few more times:

Florida

"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal."

Well, duh.  This shouldn't be a law, this should just fall under common sense.  Just imagine the person who walked in on some dude (or dudette) going to town on some poor porcupine, that must have or still is haunting their dreams.  There is one funny thing about this law, it is only specific to porcupines.  Can you fuck a duck?  How about shag a stag?  Or what about choking your chicken with a chicken, literally spank the monkey, hide the snake in a snake, make love to a dove, pork some pork, nail a whale, pound a greyhound, ram a lamb, ride a cowhide, score with a condor, screw a yew, cram a ram, impale a quail, or get some pussy from a pussy?  In any case, whoever the guilty party behind this law probably got more punishment from the actual sex than from the law.  Sex with a porcupine?  Seriously, what in the hell was that person thinking?

"Well, now that I think about it, that little lady does look awfully sexy."