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Friday, September 28, 2012

Fun With Celebrity Heights Part 2

A couple of weeks ago, I did a post about some celebrity heights that I found shocking.  This week, we are going to continue that theme and compare some of the more celebrities and their height.  Let's get it on:
  • Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen - these brothers' careers didn't have the same path and neither did their heights, Charlie (5'9) has nearly 6 inches on his tiny brother Emilio (5'4.5).
  • Ben Stiller, Ron Jeremy, and Macaulay Culkin - all of these guys are only 5'6 and the only one that I could see actually being that tall is the pornstar.  For some reason, I just assumed that Ben Stiller was taller.
  • Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson - the co-stars in the insanely lucrative Harry Potter series also share something else in common, they are both 5'5.  I found that really funny.
  • David Hasselhoff, Stephen King, and Steven Segal - this group all stands in at 6'4 and I could see The Hoff being that tall and I could understand the horror writer having some hops, but at no point during Steven Segal's career did I ever think he was this tall.
  • Donald and Kiefer Sutherland - father and son have both had great acting careers, however, dad did not pass on his height gene.  Donald is 6'3.5 and his son is only 5'8.5.
  • Megan Fox and Corey Feldman - I always just assumed that Megan Fox was model tall, but it turns out that she is only 5'4, which is average for a woman.  In the meantime, Corey Feldman is only one inch taller at 5'5.  (I just wanted an excuse to show a picture of Megan Fox and her boobs.)
  • Michael Cera, Jackie Chan, and Angela Lansbury - when I think of Micheal Cera, I always picture a tall, lanky dude.  And when I think of Jackie Chan, I picture a small Asian dude.  It turns out that both are 5'8.5.  Also, I found out that Angela Lansbury of Murder She Wrote fame is the same height.  I did not see that coming.
  • Heath Ledger and Clay Aiken - surprisingly, both of these guys are 6'1.  While 6'1 isn't that tall, I just did not picture either of them breaking 6 feet.
  • Robert Downey Jr, Zac Efron, and Katie Holmes - did you know that Iron Man is only 5'8?  So is Zac Efron.  But the once desirable Katie Homes is taller than both, standing at 5'9.
  • Danny DeVito and Peter Dinklage - if you don't know who Peter Dinklage is, he is the actor who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones, so you now know that he is a little person.  However, I found it really funny that Danny DeVito (4'10) is only 5 inches taller than Peter (4'5).
"Boy, did her career sizzle pretty fast, but those boobs are still spectacular."

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