Stupid State Laws - Ohio

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Ohio

"It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday."

It's illegal to fish for whales on Sunday....in Ohio?!?  Umm, where in the hell are there even whales in Ohio?  I know that the state borders Lake Erie, but last I checked whales don't live in fresh water.  Sure, they can swim in fresh water, but can't live there for long.  And if they can't live in fresh water for very long, then they sure as hell are not going to swim all the way to Lake Erie.  So, that brings me back to my original question - where in the hell are there even whales in Ohio to not kill on Sundays?  I'm glad that Ohio has a restriction on killing these peaceful creatures (excluding the ones with 'killer' in their name), but it's not like there are an abundance of whales for Ohioans to murder whenever they damn well please.  Ohio, you are stupid.

"Is it Sunday?  Damn right it isn't, let's kill Willy!"