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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Top Ten Worst Comic Book Movies

The past three weeks I composed a list of the best comic book-based movies, this week we are going the opposite and funnier direction with the worst of the comic book movies.  Let the games begin:

10) Catwoman - This would have been higher on the list if Catwoman was played by anyone other than Halle Berry.  The story was ridiculous and the fact that they made Catwoman more cat than woman just made the whole movie stupid.
9) Spider-Man 3 - The third installment of the Sam Raimi franchise was a big tub of unnecessary and its biggest downfall was trying to make us believe that Topher Grace could play a villain....that and emo Peter Parker.
8) Daredevil - I vaguely remember seeing this movie and thinking "a blind superhero?  That's just silly" and flipping the channel to something equally as stupid, like The Powerpuff Girls.
7) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace - This was the one where Lex Luthor makes an evil clone of Superman or something.  And it may or may not have been worse than the Richard Pryor Superman, but at least everyone remember that one because it was mentioned in Office Space.
6) Ghost Rider - At no point did this movie make any sense starting with the casting of Nicholas Cage, who must have been cast because of his amazing ability to look constipated while turning into the Rider.
5) Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - I still don't know how Nick Cage convinced a movie studio to make this piece of shit sequel after the first piece of shit was so shitty.  Plus, pissing fire?  Really?
4) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Did anybody actually see this movie?  Such a cool concept with all of those interesting historical literary characters in it, but they botched it hard.
3) Jonah Hex - I feel bad for Josh Brolin and John Malkovich because they are great actors, but no movie should cast Megan Fox and think their movie will be taken seriously.
2) Green Lantern - What's more shocking - that they thought a movie with a giant CGI space chicken would earn back its massive budget?  Or that they are seriously in talks about making a sequel?  That truly is a toss-up.
1) Batman & Robin - Holy Piece of Shit, Batman!  The WORST comic book movie ever made is easily this turd.  All you need to do is read this and that should clear things up as to why.

"Judging by the looks on these guys' faces, only one of them looks like they are taking it seriously."

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