Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 4

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Why did He-Man live in a skull-shaped castle and Skeletor live in a non-skull-shaped castle?  Isn't that backwards?
• What's the opposite of a "Butterface"?
• Was Jabba the Hutt the only one of his species?  Or were there other ones but we didn't notice because they weren't morbidly obese?
• If you're a wizard in the Harry Potter Universe and you are whacking it to a witch porno mag, does that mean that the naked women in the photos are watching you whacking it?
• What is the proper amount of time before you can throw away a birthday card?  A month?  A week? A day?  Right after you read it?
• Do you think Mila Kunis ever gets depressed because everyone has been shitting all over her character on Family Guy for the past 11 seasons?
• In the Marvel Universe, what would be worse - being a normal dude?  Or having a worthless mutant ability like shooting light out of your hands like Dazzler?
• You're a towel!
• Why is it that the easiest thing someone can do to make their character appear evil is to give them facial hair?
• Is there a cure for HIV that no one told me about?  Because Magic Johnson has had that disease for two decades and seems perfectly healthy.
• For the longest time I thought Martha's Vineyard was where Martha Stewart lived and not a small island near Cape Cod.
• In Star Wars, do you think any of the high-ranking officers in the Empire ever said to a co-worker, "Did you know we blew-up a planet this week, killing billions of innocent people for no good reason.  Do you ever get the feeling that we might be the bad guys?"?

"Is that other guy Jabba's cousin?  What do the other Hutt's look like?  Are they all super fat?"