Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 5

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• Does it drive anyone else crazy when a contestant on Jeopardy! uses the "Category Jumping" strategy to find Daily Doubles and then doesn't actually gamble any money after finding them?  If you are actively trying to find these things, use them properly or stop jumping categories for no reason, you idiots!
• To this day I still don't understand how people in Star Wars knew what the hell R2-D2 was saying when all he could do was make a couple different beeping noises.
• Why could Goofy talk and Pluto couldn't when they were both dogs in the same cartoon?
• Peyton Manning went to the University of Tennessee, a rival of the University of Florida.  So, it's kind of weird that he sponsors Gatorade which was patented at Florida and named for its mascot.
• Where is the worst place to get a zit?  Inside your nose.
• In today's technologically advanced world, what are the odds that Batman would be able to keep his identity a secret when a spy satellite could just follow him wherever he goes?  Hell, I bet a fanboy on the internet could figure it out in a couple of days with only the aid of good ol' fashioned internet research.
• Why do recent movies like The Avengers (and Sharknado) have really quiet dialogue scenes and really loud action scenes?  It's really annoying having to adjust the volume for movies like that every ten minutes.
• You know how people like to combine celebrity couples' names to get a "cute" name like Bennifer or Brangelina?  Well, do that with The Hunger Games' famous couple of Peeta and Katniss and what do you get?  Funny, isn't it?
• In the last Lord of the Rings movie, why would destroying the One Ring cause Sauron's tower to fall? Wouldn't Sauron's Eye just disappear and that would be it?  That tower should still be standing.
• When someone gets their 1 phone call in prison in today's cellphone age, how do they call anyone when no one knows anyone's number without their cellphone?  I can only tell you about one phone number off of the top of my head anymore.
• I always thought that the "DJ" in DJ Squalls (picture below) meant "disc jockey".  It turns out that it is short for Donald Joseph.  Also, did you know that he has lost his virginity 7 times in a movie or TV show?

"You know, this guy."