Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 12

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• I can't wait to see a 70 year old guy that thought when he was young it would be a good idea to cover his entire body in tattoos.
• Do you know what was the first full-length movie Tim Burton directed?  That would be Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.  I still watch that every time it comes on.
• With the lack of lakes in LA, why didn't the Lakers change their name when they moved from Minnesota?  This still makes no sense to me.
• Are Michael Bolton and Michael Bay the same person?  They kind of look alike, they both have the same first name and the same first letter of their last names, plus I doubt anyone has ever seen them in the same room before.  Prove me wrong.
• Jacqueline Kennedy........meh.
• I wish I could send a camera back in time so that we could see what historical figures actually looked like.  Was Cleopatra as sexy as history tells us?  Was Napoleon really a dwarf?  Did Jesus really look like he does in paintings or did he look like a guy from the middle east, you know, like where he was from?
• If the same character read the same book in both The Neverending Story 1 and 2, then how is it possible that the two movies weren't exactly the same?
• Is it legal to own a human skeleton?
• If any of the Hall of Fame voters don't vote for Greg Maddux this year then they should no longer be allowed to vote.  He is easily the greatest pitcher of his generation and if he doesn't get 100% of the votes, then the guys who didn't vote for him obviously don't know what they are doing and should never be allowed to vote again.
• I really want to know what went through the first caveman's head who looked up at the sky and wondered what the sun was.
• Did you know that the movie Willow was directed by Ron Howard?  And did you know that the heads on the two-headed dragon were modeled after Ron's brother, Clint?

"See.  Perfect match."