Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - Part 15

Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others).  Basically,  these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment.  Here goes:

• If the Fantastic 4's Thing's entire body including his internal organs are all made of stone, than why are his eyeballs normal?  And why does he only have three fingers and a thumb?  Where did his other finger go?
• Why does the local news still interrupt Jeopardy! with a severe weather report when you can either go outside and see if the weather is severe or just use the internet like everyone else?
• Did you know that Christian Bale's character from American Psycho and James Van Der Beek's character from The Rules of Attraction are brothers?
• Why do fire alarm batteries always seem to die in the middle of the night and scare the shit out of you?
• I'm fairly certain that I have never eaten lobster.
• Why do football players wear eye black during night games?  Its purpose is to lessen the glare from the sun.
• For some reason, if I'm about to stop reading a book, I can never end on the 13th chapter.  I'd rather lose sleep than to stop on the 13th chapter and I don't know why.
• One of Lyrica's, a prescription drug, side effects is suicidal thoughts.  Another is unusual dreams.  How exactly can a drug cause these things?
• I know I've said this before, but those first four games of the NCAA Tournament should not be called the 1st Round, they should be called the Play-In Round.  Calling the Round of 64 the 2nd Round just sounds dumb.  Round.
• I find it really weird that 9 out of every 10 people are right handed.
• At the current population growth, during which year do you think that the Earth will be covered in nothing buy graveyards?
• Twitter is stupid and the only excuse I will allow someone to have an account is if you have it just so you will have something to read while pooping.
• You do realize that George R.R. Martin said that the newest Game of Thrones book (or the sixth Song of Ice and Fire book for you nerds) would come out in the summer of 2012?  Yup, it still hasn't come out and still doesn't have a release date.
• I find it really funny that Mother Nature's solution to getting her creatures to reproduce was the orgasm.

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