Stupid State Laws - Arizona 7

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Mohave County, Arizona

"A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up."

Okay, that's just silly and totally defeats the purpose.  If you stole something, you should have to give it back, not use it all until it's gone.  What happens to the original owner of the soap?  Does he get a new bar of soap or is he just screwed out of being clean until he goes to the store again?  In fact, does the owner of the soap have to watch his soap being used up?  Well, if it's a woman that did the stealing and the owner was a man, then maybe that's not that bad of a trade off.  Actually, this brings up a good idea - framing hot woman of stealing your soap.  It's genius!  Thank you, Arizona, you have created the greatest law for perverts.

"Oh, you only stole body wash, that's not a big deal, carry on."
"But Sarge, he still stole the body wash."
"Shut up rookie, there is nothing in the books against stealing body wash."