Stupid State Laws - Arkansas 3

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Arkansas

"A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise."

Wait.  What.  Why.  This makes little to no sense.  In fact, it makes less than no sense.  What does having a bob haircut have to do with a woman's teaching ability?  It doesn't.  There is only one explanation for this stupid law.  Pure and utter jealous revenge.  One teacher who didn't have a bob got jealous of another teacher that did (big surprise that a woman was jealous of another woman, am I right fellas?) and went to her lawmaking husband and got him to make this utterly ridiculous law.  There really is no other scenario that makes this law feasible.  And of course, said jealous woman probably "bobbed" her lawmaking husband's knob and that is why this law exists.  It does makes sense, Bill Clinton is from Arkansas and we all know how much he likes getting a little "bob" on the side.

"You're lucky you are not a teacher, lady.  Come on, rookie, let's get out of here."
"Excuse me, can I get your autograph?"
"Damn it rookie, we don't have time for this, we need to be out there arresting people for hunting whales or owning too many dildos."