Awhile back I wrote a couple of posts about some celebrities and their surprising heights (click
here,
here, or
here). Well, I found some more interesting ones, let's see what I got:
- Judy Garland (4'11) - Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz may be famous for that iconic role, but I doubt she would have been able to ride any roller-coasters in her day. Then again, those things were death traps back then and anybody could probably ride them.
- Nicole Richie (5'0) - I'm still not sure why she is "famous". At least, it's not because she made a sex tape.
- Dolly Parton (5'0) - Do you think Dolly is taller from head-to-toe or from back-to-nipple?
- Kristen Bell (5'1) - I always assumed Veronica Mars was short, but not this short. She's married to Dax Shepard, that guy who used to punk people for Ashton Kutcher, who is 6'3. Think about that. Now, get your mind out of the gutter, pervert.
- Christina Ricci (5'1) - Apparently, Wednesday Addams forgot to keep growing.
- Ellen Page (5'1) - They don't call her "The Little Canadian" for nothing.
- Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (5'1 and 5'2) - Does it piss you off that these two are worth $300 million? Also, if they are identical twins, how is one taller than the other?
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