Idaho
"Snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday – except when it's snowing."
I have three really large problems with this. First, how can you ban an animal from doing something that is part of its natural instincts. Second, why on Sundays? And last, why in the hell is it allowed when it's snowing? Not a single part of this law makes a lick of sense, least of all, well, all of it. There isn't a part of it that can be explained. Idaho, I like your style because snakes are scary little bastards, but this law is just dumb. I expect an explanation in my inbox on Monday.
"There's the culprit, rookie! Cuff him!" "With what, Sarge?" "Handcuffs, you idiot!" |
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