Florida
"Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown."
Okay, I might actually agree with this law. Then again, this is Florida. I feel like seeing a man in a strapless gown in public is the least of that state's worries. Did they really need to make a law like this? Probably not. I guess they have a rampant problem with drunk college students down there on Spring Break wearing strapless gowns and they had to put a stop to it. My question is - why would a drunk....never mind, I just answered my own question. Well, if Florida isn't going to put a stop to any of their other problems, at least they are putting a stop to fun. Jerks.
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| "Sarge, can we arrest this guy? I mean, his gown does have straps, he's just not wearing them." "Damn it rookie, why did you have to point this out? I guess we will have to let him go and find us some other idiot to arrest." "That shouldn't be a problem, this is Florida." |
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