Movie Trailer Review - TMNT

This is not a review of the trailer, but a review of this movie based entirely on this movie's trailer.  I have a special talent of being able to figure out whether a movie will be any good based just on the trailer and I'm finally putting that talent to good use.  Screw you, it's a real talent.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The only movie I have ever waited in line for was the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my buddy Evan and his dad back in 1990 when I was 8 years old.  I loved these crazy turtles.  They still hold a place in my heart.  But then I saw that Michael Bay was producing this thing and he originally wanted to make the turtles aliens or something stupid, but fans screamed until he took that back.  What was he thinking?

As for the trailer.  I don't know why people were so pissed when they announced that Megan Fox was going to play April O'Neil.  Sure, Megan can't act, but she is still super hot and I can overlook her lack of talent as long she doesn't totally fuck this up.  Also, Johnny Knoxville is the voice of Leonardo.  I don't know how I feel about that.  Leonardo is the leader of the Turtles and Johnny Knoxville just doesn't strike me as a leader.  Otherwise, the action looks kind of cool, but I'm not so sure about Shredder.  The are making it look like he is more Iron Man than a martial arts expert.  Not cool.  Am I going to wait in line for this thing?  No chance.  But I will most likely see it.....mostly because I have a movie gift card.  So, I guess I'm saying go see it, if for no other reason than to relive your childhood.

Estimated Opening Weekend Box Office Gross - $75 million

What Kind of Fart This Movie Will Resemble:

The G and L Fart - This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not already guessed, G and L stands for Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.