Wisconsin
"You must manually flush all urinals in a building."
Ewwww, gross. Well, I guess it's not that gross, but still. Urinals are in men's rooms and men's rooms are disgusting. I'm not a germaphobe, but do you know how many unclean hands touch a urinal handle over its lifetime? If I did my math right, it's infinity. I'm just saying, if a urinal has an automatic flush, I'm not touching that nasty handle. Then again, this may be the purpose of this law. Some urinal handle salesman bribed a lawmaker and that is how we got this stupid law. Also, why only in buildings? I'm fairly certain I've never used a urinal that's not in a building, so that part of the law seems a bit redundant. Wisconsin, go back to drawing board with this law, because it is stupid.
"Well, sir. As long as you flush after you are done, I guess this is technically legal. Carry on." |
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