Wisconsin
"Citizens may not murder their enemies."
WHAT?!?! Why not? They're enemies, you're supposed to murder them, that's why they are enemies. So, Wisconsin, you are telling me that if Super Mario was a citizen of Wisconsin, he wouldn't be able to kill Bowser? It's Bowser, Mario is supposed to murder that guy or he will reek havoc on the public. What if the plot of Red Dawn happened in Wisconsin? Would those crazy high school wolverines be able to run around and murder Russians? No, because Wisconsin is short-sighted and didn't think things through when they made this law. Way to go, Wisconsin, Russia just took over America.
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