NBA Playoff Reminder

Here is Brainfart's yearly reminder that the NBA Playoffs start today.  Why is this important?  Good question, reader.  Because three months from now, you are going to notice that the NBA Playoffs are still going on and you will think back to this post and say "Good lord, how fucking long are these playoffs!  Brainfart was right, it is a ridiculously long time.  Thanks, Brainfart".  You're welcome, reader.  P.S. The NBA is stupid and football can't get here soon enough.

"So tired, when does this end?"