Stupid State Laws - Colorado 2

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Denver, Colorado

"The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park."

Denver, are you stupid?  Considering that this is a Stupid State Law post, I just answered my own question.  Denver, you do realize that dogs can't read?  Because the way this law reads, it sounds like dog catchers have to notify the dog that they will be impounding via a posting.  Dogs.  Can't.  Read.  Period.  Then again, maybe now that weed is legal in Colorado, the lawmakers are so baked all the time that they just assume dogs can read now and made this thing.  I really have no other explanation for it.  Seriously Denver, get your shit together and lay off the wacky tobaccy before you start making your laws.

"That's right little buddy, the dog catcher didn't follow the law and you are set free.  Guess what rookie."
"What Sarge?"
"You just got a new dog!"