Today's Celebrity Birthdays - July 24th

I decided to start up a new post where I list the "celebrities" that were born on this day and then either praise them or mock them.  It will be fun, so let's do this:

• Anna Paquin (32) - Trueblood is in its last season, so I wonder where Anna's career will go from here.  If I had to guess, it better be on something where we get to see her boobs again.
• Jennifer Lopez (45) - I can't stand this person.  She is decent to look at but has such a bitch vibe to her that I cringe each time I see her.  She can't have that much left in her career, I mean, when you have to become a judge on American Idol, your career is no longer on the upswing, is it?
• Lynda Carter (63) - Oh, Wonder Woman, you are still beautiful in my book no matter how old you are.
• Rose Byrne (35) - The name may not be familiar, but you know her,  She recently played Seth Rogan's wife in Neighbors, and I have to say, she still looks fine for a 35 year old.
• Summer Glau (33) - You know her from the sadly cancelled show Firefly or The Sarah Conner Chronicles.  Fun fact - Sarah Conner was played by Cersei Lannister herself, Lena Headey.
• Barry Bonds (50) - Did the all-time home run king take steroids?  The answer is definitely.  Your hat size doesn't increase by two sizes between seasons without taking something illegal.
• Michael Richards (65) - Kramer is 65.  Amazing.  I bet you thought I was going to make fun of his racist remark, didn't you?  Nope, just his age.
• Gallagher (68) - Is this guy still smashing fruit for a living?  At 68, I wonder if he can still swing that mallet.
• Mara Wilson (27) - The little girl from Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire is 27.  To make that even more upsurd, they are making a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel.  How old does that make you feel?
• Amelia Earhart (32) - How do you get "Airhart" out of the word "Earhart"?  Did people just start calling her that after her pilot fame took off (get it?)?  That's my only explanation.