Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts - James Bond Edition
Here comes the next edition of Truly Random Brainfart Thoughts (click here to see the others). Basically, these are a bunch of random thoughts that came to mind that I couldn't really expand on and thought I should just make them into list form for your enjoyment. Here goes:
- For some reason, I always want to say James Bonds even when I know that's incorrect.
- Was Pierce Brosnan a good Bond? Or was the Goldeneye video game for the N64 so awesome it has blinded my generation from seeing how shitty he actually was? I honestly don't know, that game was awesome and I'm biased. Then again, Die Another Day was really really bad and that should pretty much conclude that he wasn't that good.
- You would think that a super spy would be in his late 20's or early 30's, aka his prime, and not a 40 year old or nearly 60 like Roger Moore was when he filmed his last movie.
- Just once I would love to see Q give Bond a gadget that didn't come in handy at just the right time.
- Moneypenny just isn't that hot, why does James try to bang her all the time?
- Sean Connery played Bond 7 times, but in a really weird order. He did 5 movies, then George Lazenby did one, Connery did one more, then Roger Moore did 6, followed by another Connery movie, then Roger Moore did his last one. Weird.
- If Skyfall is supposed to be a prequel to the rest of the movies, then either James Bond doesn't age or Q has a debilitating aging disease.
- For being a British spy, James Bond was played by one Scot (Connery), one Australian (Lazenby), one Welshman (Dalton), one Irishman (Brosnan), and finally two Brits (Moore and Craig).
- How many illegitimate children do you think Bond has?
- Timothy Dalton was highly underrated as Bond, it just sucks the movies he was in weren't very good.
- Considering Bond's notoriety, he seemed to be able to infiltrate every one of his villains' organizations way too easily.
- Was I the only one who was always super annoyed by almost getting to see some boobs in every movie? Especially the opening credits. What a tease!
- Have you ever noticed that James says his witty one-liners way too often when no one else is around? What's the point if there is no one else to laugh along with him?
- Does Q hate Bond? He always seem to hate to have to deal with him.
- How many years did Bond train on driving vehicles alone? Because he seems at equally at home driving in cars, tanks, 18-wheelers, planes, helicopters, submarines, and space shuttles.
- Did any of the Bond villains' evil schemes actually make sense?
- And if you are Bond villain, you really should stop hiring henchmen who look like evil henchmen, it gives away that you are a villain way too quickly to everyone.
- What is the mortality rate of sleeping with Jimbo? It's gotta be about 50% because it seems like one chick per movie dies after he bones them......and that doesn't include the multitude of STDs he gave the ones that didn't get murdered.
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