Zombie Survival Guide

Top 10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head: cut off theirs.

Blades don’t need reloading.

Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer.

The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

That is what is written on the back cover of The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. The author wrote this book as a comedy and if you read the above list, you can clearly see his dry humor. However, imagine if zombies did rise, read that list again and you can’t deny that every word he wrote is just as informative as it is humorous. And the entire book is like this, funny but extremely useful. For example, there is a section in the book on which public buildings (schools, warehouses, hospitals, etc.) are the best for building a defense against the undead. Seriously, who thinks of this stuff? Apparently Mel Brooks’ son does (yup, the author is the son of Spaceballs....that sounds dirty) and I recommend reading this book, not only for its comedic value, but for the unforeseen amount of knowledge that you will soak up by the end of the book.

"Boooooobs, I mean Braaaaaiinns!"