Check Out Our Ad to Check Out Our Ad!

Did you know we have a Facebook page? Please look at our other ad in another magazine? Have you seen our new TV spot? I'll summarize - we have a Facebook page! And guess what else.....TWITTER!!!!!!! THIS IS HAPPENING.

This is the typical ad campaign for way too many big companies. I heard a Radio ad for a Hyundai dealership that was 30 seconds of them telling me to go to their website. Hang on, let me get out my pen and a scrap of paper so I can write this down while driving - how many w's was that? Dot org? What cause does Hyundai support? Tell you what, if anyone wants a Hyundai they will just Google it (unless you work for Microsoft, then maybe you use Bing to go to Google to Google Hyundai).

Really Toyota, you have a Facebook page!?!?! Only a handful of companies have this groundbreaking technology. And Twitter !?!?! You are on the cutting edge. If I want a Toyota I will Google Toyota; and by I, I mean the entire world.

Please stop this ridiculousness. Ad execs, we know you're cooler than us, we've seen Mad Men, stop trying to out cool yourselves. Just make funny ads.

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