Salt Lake City, Utah
"No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin."
Come on, Utah, this makes no sense whatsoever. I could see walking on the street with a beer in a paper bag as being a crime, but a violin? Why the hell not? I've racked my brain to come up with any silly possible scenario in which this could be illegal and I honestly can't think of anything. And if I can't come up with something stupid, then this law should not exist. Period. In what universe is carrying a violin in a paper bag a bad thing? Does this mean it is okay to walk down the street with a violin not wrapped in anything? And if that is not illegal, then why is carrying a violin in a paper bag bad? Utah, get your shit together, this law is so stupid it pisses me off.
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