Stupid State Laws - Vermont

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Vermont

"Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth."

This might be one of the rare occurrences where I agree with this law and do you want to know why?  Blow jobs.  Think about it.  What is the one huge advantage to your woman not having teeth?  That's right, she can't use them during fellatio.  I commend you, Vermont, for having the foresight to create a law that helps men everywhere with better quality head.  Thank you......however, if this law was not made because of smoking pole, then you are stupid, Vermont, and this law is retarded.

"Well, if those are the false teeth a woman is trying to buy, then I totally understand why this law was made."