Fourty Two Yard Fat Girl

I am a little late on this but apparently the NFL is considering moving back the extra point from a 19 yard field goal to a 42 yard field goal.  Not a bad thought on the surface - The extra point is really boring.  There are never any fakes because you would have a better chance of running a real play if you want two points and if you just want the one point you make it every time.  Now for my analogy.  The extra point is like a less than attractive fat girl.  If you want her, you can have her but it isn't a whole lot more effort to try to go for a more attractive conquest.  Given that, the real question becomes - why would you make getting the fat girl harder?  Just say no hitting fat girls.  End of story - everyone go for 6's and above.  Moving back the extra point is like saying you have to run an obstacle course then cook a five course meal before you can have sex with a fat girl.  Not cool.  Give it up NFL - just say no extra points, only two point conversions.

"Even skinny, I can't give Zooey anything higher than a 6, she just doesn't do it for me."