Today's Celebrity Birthdays - March 10th

I decided to start up a new post where I list the "celebrities" that were born on this day and then either praise them or mock them.  It will be fun, so let's do this:

• Chuck Norris (74) - It still shocks me to see that Chuck is in his mid 70s.  Then again, he has only been in one movie (The Expendables 2) since 2005, so maybe his age is finally catching up with him.
• Carrie Underwood (31) - She is still the only American Idol winner that you can claim went on to have a wildly successful career.  Sure, you could say that Kelly Clarkson is still around, but come on, Carrie is way hotter, therefore, more successful.  I don't make the rules, that's just how it works.
• Robin Thicke (37) - The only thing I know about this guy is that Miley Cyrus had her "I'm crazy" coming out party on his crotch.  Also, every time I hear his name, I just assume he is related to the great Alan Thicke.  (Update - I have been informed by a buddy of mine that Robin Thicke is in fact Alan Thicke's son.....and that really pisses me off!)
• Olivia Wilde (30) - I am in love with this pretty lady.  If I could exchange 20 years of my life to hang out with her for a day, I'm fairly sure I would do it.
• Sharon Stone (56) - Remember her?  Me neither, but she was pretty hot in her prime.  She hasn't done anything big since she starred in Sphere all the way back in 1998....1998?!?  Wow, she really fell off fast, didn't she?
• Jon Hamm (43) - My man, Jon Hamm.  My favorite thing about Jon is that he is known as the ever serious Don Drapper on Mad Men, but he is actually really funny.  Just find any episode of the hilarious podcast, Doug Loves Movies, that he is on and you will see what I mean.
• Danny Pudi (35) - I can honestly say that I did not know that he Danny was 35.  He plays a college student on the very funny Community and doesn't look a day over 25.  Good for him.
• Paget Brewster (45) - No idea who this is, but she stars on Criminal Minds and that seems like a popular show and I'm sure a few of our dear readers watch it, so I included her on this list.
• Osama bin Laden (Dead, USA USA USA!) - We gotcha, you terrorist bastard.  It took 10 years and finding a massive amount of porn hidden on your computer, but we gotcha!

"I picked this day solely because of Olivia "Sexy Eyes" Wilde.  Yum."