Stupid State Laws - Wisconsin 6

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

"It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention."

Wisconsin, you are so dumb.  Do you realize the number of loopholes you left yourself with this law?  Like a million.  What if someone just plays a flute for attention?  What about just a drum?  What happens when the "criminal" just says they are practicing and don't want the unwanted attention they are getting?  Why in the hell is this even a law?  I can only guess that Wisconsin had a huge hippie problem and the nicest way they could get rid of them was by outlawing drum circles and drug-fueled flute players from playing in the streets.  On second thought, maybe Wisconsin does know what they are doing.......nah, they're idiots.

"I'm not playing my drum in the street, nor am I doing it for attention.  You got nothing on me, copper!"
"Touche, old man."