Milwaukee, Wisconsin
"If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day."
This just might be the most cruel law I have covered to date. There was that one about it being illegal to ride an ugly horse, but this one seems way worse because at least a horse doesn't know it's ugly (I hope). And for that matter, what exactly does "offensive looking" mean? Personally, I think it means being ugly, but it truly could mean anything from ugly to angry to [insert racist stereotype here]. Also, I love how you can still be offensive looking in public at night. That way if you are ugly looking, you can take out your frustrations on unsuspecting people at night when it is easier to get away with it. If anything, this law should only allow ugly people to be outdoors during the day, that way the cops can keep a better eye on them. Wisconsin, you are cruel and dumb, congratulations.
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| "That's right, buddy, you are being arrested for being an uggo. What? Of course that's a law! Not only are you ugly, but apparently you're stupid, too." |
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