Iowa
"One-armed piano players must perform for free."
That's just cruel. If a dude from Iowa is one-armed and his only talent is playing the piano, how in the hell is he supposed to make a living? For that matter, why would anyone even think to make a law about such a matter? Was that lawmaker so pissed off about how much better a one-armed man was at playing the piano than himself that he got revenge by requiring one-armed piano players perform for free? That would be beyond petty, but I can't figure out why else this law would come into existence. Hopefully there is no law against giving the one-armed dude tips. So, the next time you are in Iowa, make sure to generously tip your one-armed piano player, he doesn't even make minimum wage.
"What! You want to be paid for your playing? Ha! Get lost, you one-armed loser." |
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