Friday, February 22, 2013

Jackass

At the beginning of every Jackass episode and/or movie, it shows this:


My question is - what exactly makes these guys "professionals"?  Look at it this way, what exactly is your profession when your job includes sticking a toy car up your ass just so you can go to the doctor to get an x-ray of it to laugh about?  Professional idiots?  Absolutely, but that is the only thing they could possibly be professionals at.  You would have to be an idiot to think it was a good idea to stick your dick in a cast only to have a woodpecker encouraged to peck through it.  And you would definitely have to be an idiot to think it would be funny to trick a guy who is deathly afraid of snakes into falling into a pit full of snakes.  While I think it is hilarious that these guys actually call themselves "professionals", I still find their movies funny.  So, I guess they can keep on calling themselves whatever they want as long as they keep putting out stuff that includes Johnny Knoxville testing a riot control box.

"Seconds later, they were all covered in small circular bruises.  So dumb but so funny."

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