Kate Upton

Sports Illustrated released their annual Softcore Porn Issue, I mean Swimsuit Issue this week and for the second straight year Kate Upton was the cover model and for the second straight year I don't know why.  First off, let's look at the cover of the this year's Swimsuit Issue:

She's not bad looking, but I just don't see why people think she is so hot.  Sure, she has a nice rack, but she is kind of thick and her face is 'meh' at best to me.  The only thing I can figure is that because she is only 20, it ramps up her hotness factor a few too many degrees in everybody's minds.  I've brought this issue up with my friends and I seem to be in the minority on this, but I'm sorry, she is just not hot enough to garner gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue two years in a row.  So, I looked at the other models featured in this year's issue and found a model that I thought is way hotter than ol' big boobs up there.  Her name is Izabel Goulart.  She is a 5'10, 28 year old Brazilian model and I am already in love and think she is every bit as deserving of the cover as Kate Upton.  I don't know or really care if anyone agrees with me, so decide for yourself.  Check her out and decide for yourself who the real winner should have been (the answer is not Kate Upton):