The NBA Playoffs

Here is my annual reminder that the NBA Playoffs start tomorrow and those bastards are sooooooo long.  I just wanted to let you know so that when you say to yourself three months from now, "Holy Shit!  Are the NBA Playoffs still going on?!?  Didn't they start back in April?  How long are these damn things?", you can think back to today and say to yourself, "Oh yeah, Brainfart already let me know that the NBA Playoffs are unnecessarily long and that I shouldn't be surprised that they are STILL going on.  Thanks, Brainfart".  Well, you are welcome in advance, dear reader.

"Did you know Kobe Bryant gave himself the nickname 'Black Mamba'?  Who gives them self a nickname?  Especially a nickname that was used in Kill Bill?"