Saturday, May 26, 2012

Justin Bieber

First off, I want to say that Justin Bieber is a talent-less hack.  Having said that, I did find out something about him that I'm not sure many people know (other than his lack of talent).  He is Canadian.  Since I usually always change the channel or skip over anything I see or read about him, for some reason this fact struck me as surprising.  Usually when you find out someone is Canadian, you instantly assume they are polite and/or funny.  In fact, you would be surprised how many comedian actors are Canadian, just look at this list:
  • Will Arnett
  • Dan Aykroyd
  • Michael Cera
  • Tommy Chong (the most surprising)
  • Michael J. Fox
  • John Candy
  • Jim Carrey
  • Phil Hartman
  • Norm McDonald
  • Howie Mandel
  • Lorn Michaels
  • Mike Myers
  • Rick Moranis
  • Leslie Nelson
  • Ryan Reynolds
  • Seth Rogan
  • Martin Short
  • Nathan Fillion
And since most people seem to enjoy everyone on that above list, it makes it that much more surprising as to why someone like Justin Bieber is universally disliked (unless you are a teenage girl).  Than again, it's probably because he looks like a lesbian and has gotten more ass than all of us combined.

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