Sunday, October 28, 2012

Stupid State Laws - Indiana 2

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here):

Indiana

"Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

Yeah, you read that correct, mustache rides are most likely illegal in the state of Indiana.  And what does the term "habitually" really mean?  Does it mean that the guy is a ladies' man?  Or does it mean that the guy just likes to go around and kiss random women?  Either way, how do the authorities even determine if the offender is a "habitual" kisser of other humans?  And for that matter, I love that the law is not gender-specific.  A dude with a mustache cannot "habitually" kiss women nor men.  Way to go Indiana, you invented a law that is so frivolous that I was forced to mock it.

"If I had to bet, I would wager that Burt Reynolds is a wanted man in Indiana."

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