Movie 43

I was watching the incredible funny show, Tosh.0, last week and during a commercial break they showed the trailer for a flick called Movie 43.  I only bring this to your attention because Mars Attacks! currently holds Brainfart's Greatest Star-Studded Cast Ever Award, but this movie might challenge that.  While Mars Attacks! stars numerous award winners, Movie 43 might win the award due to sheer volume.  I had never heard of this movie until I saw the trailer last week and it is just chock-full of actors.  And if you didn't watch the linked trailer, let's just say that this is one crazy looking comedy and that makes it that much more shocking that this many big names are in the movie.  Seriously, at one point in the trailer, you catch a glimpse of someone motor-boating a corpse.  Yeah, crazy/funny looking movie.  Just check out this list of the stars in this thing:

• Hugh Jackman - aka Wolverine.
• Elizabeth Banks - if you don't know her name, you would recognize her if you saw her.
• Emma Stone - you know her, she was in Superbad and the new Spider-Man movie.
• Gerard Butler - "This. Is. Sparta!"  Oh, and if you watched the trailer, he plays the leprechaun.
• Naomi Watts - I guess the biggest role she ever played was in the King Kong remake, but that doesn't give her enough credit, b/c she is one of the most naturally beautiful people on the planet and I might be in love with her.  Oh, and she has been nominated for an Academy Award.
• Chloe Grace Moretz - she was Hit-Girl in the movie Kick-Ass and soon to be Kick-Ass 2.
• Kristin Bell - aka Veronica Mars and Sarah Marshall from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
• Anna Faris - she was the chick from all of the Scary Movie movies.
• Kate Winslet - yeah, 6-time Academy Award Nominee and one-time winner is in this thing.
• Richard Gere - did you know he was married to Cindy Crawford?  I feel like I should have known that.
• Uma Thurman - come on, you know who Killed Bill.
• Seann William Scott - aka Stifler.
• Chris Pratt - he is on Parks and Recreation and was the guy who played 1st base in Moneyball.
• Justin Long - the biggest role he ever played was that whiny annoying hacker in Die Hard 4.
• Patrick Warburton - aka Puddy from Seinfeld.
• Halle Berry - another Academy Award winner as well as winner of Best Gratuitous Nudity when she showed us her boobs in Swordfish.
• Christopher Mintz-Plasse - aka McLovin'.
• Josh Duhamel - he was in the Transformer movies and sadly, I found out that he is married to Fergie who we have covered before.
• Liev Schreiber - he played Wolverine's brother, Sabertooth, in that most recent Wolverine movie.  Also, this man knows how to marry, he is hitched to Naomi Watts and they also happen to play husband and wife in this movie.
• Terrance Howard - Iron Man's black buddy in the first movie before he got replaced in the second one by Don Cheadle.
• Jason Sudeikis - is currently on SNL and has starred in movies like Horrible Bosses and Hall Pass and did you know he is dating the super sexy Olivia Wilde?  What a lucky bastard.
• Johnny Knoxville - aka Johnny Knoxville.
• Kate Bosworth - she was Lois Lane in Superman Returns and judging by that performance, you can tell why her career hasn't exactly taken off since then.
• Tony Shalhoub - aka Monk.
• Leslie Bibb - also in the Iron Man movies, she played the blond reporter that Tony Stark boinked at the beginning of the first one.
• Jack McBrayer - aka Kenneth from 30 Rock.
• Kieran Culkin - the only Culkin that still gets any work, he was great in Scott Pilgrim v. the World.
• JB Smoove - hilarious stand-up comedian.

Yeah, that is an insane cast for a movie that looks like it might be the raunchiest comedy of the year and I can't wait to see it.

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