Imagine after all the highs and lows of the games if you have a bracket tournament between countries. Who would say no to that? No country actually plays dodgeball past middle school so everyone is on an even level. Seems amazing but if you aren't convinced, check out the rules/guidelines below that will make it even better:
- One day marathon bracket tournament on the last day of the games - nothing else but dodgeball for a whole day! Why can't there be anything else going on you say? Because...
- You MUST use athletes already in the Olympics from another sport. BOOM. Let that sink in. Rememebr Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte from a week ago? How about that women's handballer that launched goals from all over the place? Bring them back for the ultimate test. You get to re-unite with athletes you had made connections with throughout the Olympics (and by connections, I mean they probably bumped uglies).
- Each country has a press coference to announce their teams the day before the tournament This would arguably be as much fun as the tournament itself. It would be mandatory that you line up EVERYONE (including anyone you had to send home for debauchery) on a stage while their country's Olympic federation picks the team. Now you can bet/root for who you want to make the team and watch the huge shot putter be crushed that his cannon arm didn't get to play.
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