Stupid State Laws - Florida 2

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here) and just so you know, Florida is littered with hilarious laws, so we will be revisiting this state a few more times:

Florida

"You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays."

First off, I felt it was appropriate I should mention this law due to our website's name.  With that out of the way, what the hell is up with this law?  Why after 6 P.M.?  Why only on Thursdays?  I can understand why farting in public can be somewhat rude, but making it only on one day of the week and after 6 P.M. makes no sense.  Did somebody hit up a Taco Bell on a Thursday night and unleash hell on the unsuspecting public?  Because that is the only conceivable scenario that comes to mind as to why this law is in existence, but even then, what is to stop this farting menace from passing gas all over the place on a Tuesday, or god forbid, a Sunday?  Come on Florida, if you are going to make a hilariously stupid law about farting, at least make it uniform throughout the entire week.

"Notice there is nothing mentioning duck farts in that law, they better close that loophole quick."