Stupid State Laws - Florida 4

Here comes another post about a state law that still exists on the books and why it is ridiculous (to see them all, click here) and just so you know, Florida is littered with hilarious laws, so we will be revisiting this state a few more times:

Florida

"It is considered an offense to shower naked."

Wait, so how are you supposed to shower?!?  In a bathing suit?  What exactly constitutes "naked"?  Does this mean that if you wear just one sock while showering, you are not breaking the law?  How about a hat or even a small band-aid?  How exactly are you supposed to fully clean yourself?  You know this law came about due to a mishap at the gym.  Some lawmaker was taking a shower when an old man and his naked old man balls or a black dude and his monster wang walked in and scarred him for life.  Also, what does it mean by offense?  Is it a fine?  A warning?  Or do they force you to take a shower in prison?  And not a good prison, more along the lines of the rapey kind of prison.  This is about as stupid a law as it gets.

"Okay mam, you are okay to carry on, wearing a bathing suit while in the shower is not against the law.....though it should be with that body."