Florida
"You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers."
Why not? What could have possibly motivated someone to pick up their phone or head downtown and have a chat with their local lawmaker in order to have this law made? I cannot conceive of even one possible scenario in which someone would be so offended by some broken dishes that they would feel compelled to do something about it.....except for one possibility. A dude and his wife get in a fight and his wife starts breaking dishes (b/c bitches be crazy) and the dude figures out a way he can win the fight and that is by getting his wife arrested for her heinous dish-breaking crime. Other than that, this law is beyond stupid.
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| "Sorry honey, that's your fourth broken dish, I'm calling the cops even if you are wearing your sexy socks." |
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